Dear Toddler, I have a few suggestions…

I really wish you were more reasonable, and less like a drunken mental patient. I mean I love you with all my heart, but you are really testing me when we are running late and you insist on wearing one sock on your hand. Really? You are already wearing two mismatched socks on your feet as it is and you … Continue reading Dear Toddler, I have a few suggestions…

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